Perhaps the most important thing I will ever write. Why are tomatoes so damn prevalent in our society. They have now become a staple in most sandwiches and meals. I ask… WHY? There seems to be a consensus that tomatoes are just as universal as lettuce. NEWSFLASH THEY ARE NOT. I know a number of people who don’t like tomatoes but have you ever met anyone that doesn’t like lettuce. It has become the norm for me to get burgers from restaurants and ask for no tomatoes. I mean its
There is a first time for everything…
Dating is a weird game. We all feel a bit awkward going on that first date with good reason. Are you making the right decision? What if you don’t get on? What if she doesn’t look anything like her photos? All questions I had going into my first ever date. Yes, I repeat FIRST. I want to tell you all a story… A story of anxiety, romance and deception.
I don’t go on many dates at all. I’m someone who believes in love at first sight. I’ll
If you know me you know I like to be firmly overground.
I’ve lived in London my entire life (apart from the 4 years I was at university) so the London Underground has been a part of my life for as long as I can remember. Of course now I’m using it more than I did when I was 5 so I’ve noticed a fair few things that make the subterranean rabbit hole a crazy place. There’s a lot to get through so let’s begin.
Firstly let’s talk about underground stations. If the station says i
I know what you’re thinking. This has been a long time coming. I’m sorry, I’ve been busy. And instead of writing a post explaining my absence and apologising why I’ve been away I thought I’d just skip all that and just get back into it as if nothing even happened. So I guess this paragraph is the only explanation you’re getting. I’m sorry. I recently came across one of those obnoxious YouTube videos where an insufferable host will ask members of the public a question or give
A halls of residence at a UK university has had to add an additional safety precaution after problems with WiFi lead to complete “anarchy” among the students. The halls of residence, which costs a mere £250 a week to live in, experienced a fault with it’s WiFi which caused it to go down for a whole 12 minutes. Vigilant students were quick to realise the fault with many taking to Twitter to vent their frustrations. @stealyochick123 tweeted “WiFi down. How am I supposed to get
I don’t know what world you’re living in mate, but where I come from cats are pussies. Now I’m not one to judge. I don’t care for Halloween so therefore don’t really care what you dress up as but why is there now a tradition that dressing up as cats is an acceptable Halloween costume? Halloween is another American custom that we’ve seem to have picked up over here but the fundamentals of the day are pretty straight forward. SCARY. The Halloween films were about a bunch of kit
Restriction is for free trials and lite versions of stuff…
I have recently decided to completely remove jeans from my wardrobe. Why? That’s an interesting question, but the real question is “Why haven’t I done this already?”. Jeans are just the go to lower half of body wear. But really why? I think we’ve all been heavily deluded.
For starters, this ones more for guys. The damn things are so tight. I mean skinny jeans are like the thing now. If we see someone with like bootc
I’m writing this at 2am but will probably post it like the day after. So if you’re reading this then I’m in the past, I hope the future is all cool and everything.
Anyway I don’t normally write posts at such a ridiculous hour but I just have a lot to say, so you know what? I’m gonna go ahead and say it, because I’ll tell you this for nothing I have the worst memory ever.
So this post is about a little fast food outlet called Centros. If you live in Bournemouth then you defi
So yeah, what now?
Well actually I have a bit of time to figure that out seeing as I stalled my entry into the real world by staying on at uni. Yes that is the real reason why I decided to do a masters, sue me.
I graduated the other day and what an ordeal it was. For those of you who are at uni or going to uni in the future you still have this to look forward to. But let me take you through the whole process of this mess we call graduation.
When we’re young and we see thes
Girls look good..but they’re so gross.
I want to tell you a story. So as a lot of you know, but if you don’t, I work in a club. And I can honestly say I love my job. Except… EXCEPT for times like these…
So it was a casual Friday or Saturday night. There I was minding my own business as the tunes were popping outside. But the serenity was cut short when my manager walks in and says, “the boys toilet is blocked can you unblock it?”. Me being the obedient guy I am obliged and
Have you used Aloe Vera toilet paper before… my word!
So a lot of you are probably thinking, why is this guy talking about love how cringey of him and the rest of you are think why the f*ck did he start the post talking about aloe vera toilet paper. Well my friends I plan on answering both of them… well I’m going to try whether I do remains to be seen.
So quantifiable love, is “quantifiable” even a word? I’m, pretty sure it is. Yes it is. Anyway yeah so this is basically “l
It’s that time of the month again. No… not THAT time. Story time! I swear for as long as I live in Bournemouth I’m not going to stop talking about tramps. As if my sympathy for them wasn’t low enough already this just takes it down to a 0. So to give you some back story, in Bournemouth there’s an underpass where a lot of the local homeless people like to hang out. They’re actually quite friendly and walking down there is no problem at all. Just as well have to go under there
We all love a buffet whether it be chinese, pizza or ribs. And we all have our own theories of how we can “beat” the buffet. But let’s be serious we’re never actually going to “beat” the buffet are we? And what exactly does it mean to “beat” the buffet. Eating more than you’ve paid for, not being full when you leave or the buffet closes before you’re full? I’m not going to lie I’ve never been good at buffets I can just about manage 2 plates but I’m pretty sure I have some sor
Messaging has become something of an art today with the prevalence of smart phones, Facebook, Whatsapp and all these other messaging services. We are now considered to be either good or bad messengers and I’ve come across a wide range. For those of you who don’t know what messaging is, it’s when you send someone a digitalised sentence or string of sentences to emulate real life conversation. The recipient will then send you a reply, and there you are you’re officially a messe
There are a lot of phrases that have now lost all meaning because of how often people use them. Obviously there are the odd people that actually mean it when they say it but the majority of you lot are hard cold liars. 1) I love you – Probably the most obvious. Do I really need to say more. Can often be confused with “I’m in love with you”. But “love” is a big word and shouldn’t be used willy nilly. And if you do love someone you shouldn’t have to keep on telling them. They s